At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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