i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
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Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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