I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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