Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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