never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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