no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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