I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
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it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
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I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize