FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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