Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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