How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
There was a lot of him and a little penis
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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