I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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