I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I understand Curling. That high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The air was thick with penises
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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