I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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