i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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