Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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