...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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