And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
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I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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