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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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