butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
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