i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
