Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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