Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
