Im at strip club and am horny
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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