that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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