Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(515): View more from Iowa

How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away

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(206): View more from Washington

Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.

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(231): View more from Michigan

I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide

(231): View more from Michigan

please tell me this is not legit

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(510): View more from California

Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.

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(360): View more from Washington

He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.

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(254): View more from Texas

Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be

(254): View more from Texas

Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54

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(209): View more from California

I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.

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(315): View more from New York

We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?

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(503): View more from Oregon

Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.

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