wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
im six kinds of drunk right now
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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