Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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