if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
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One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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