I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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