PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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