it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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