kristin has been a bad kristin
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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