Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
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This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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