All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
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I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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