two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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