im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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