i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
tell me about the fingering
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