it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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