That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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