Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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