did you get engaged???
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
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You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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