I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
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Zombie Strippers! xD
aaaarrrggh that movie was sooo bad!..like Dr dolittle 2 bad
not quite that bad...more like Killer Tomatoes
but the ending...when aunt jamima was all "you eat a hamburger"..I felt a piece of me die inside..that piece later exited my ass and found its way into the DVD case to be returned to redbox
xD I never actually watched it, guys. I remember seeing it on HBO on demand, reading the description, and going into my recordings for an episode of Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, instead. xD
Says who? You're likely to get shot in the head and your Daddy to touch you inappropriately when he starts drinking at 10AM
Oh, Portland. please tell me that's a dude, or at least a drag queen.
lol here it could be anything.. and the fucked up part is that it fits into the city perfectly either way.. fucking love this place.. except for the massive amounts of bo
try Jersey where it forever smells like god split the sky, lowered his ass parted his cheeks and just broke godass all over it bits of poo flung out potholing the turnpike cuz fuck all if any man-made thing could fuck a road up that bad
There is a movie named for this.
Original lyrics for Ice Cube
I like turtles