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  • 47 42
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Dec 24, 11 at 10:14am

    Zombie Strippers! xD

    • 38 37
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 24, 11 at 1:07pm

      aaaarrrggh that movie was sooo bad!..like Dr dolittle 2 bad

      • 34 32
        Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 24, 11 at 7:38pm

        not quite that bad...more like Killer Tomatoes

        • 35 36
          Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 24, 11 at 8:11pm

          but the ending...when aunt jamima was all "you eat a hamburger"..I felt a piece of me die inside..that piece later exited my ass and found its way into the DVD case to be returned to redbox

          • 36 37
            Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Dec 24, 11 at 8:17pm

            xD I never actually watched it, guys. I remember seeing it on HBO on demand, reading the description, and going into my recordings for an episode of Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, instead. xD

  • 41 35
    Submitted by WApple on Dec 24, 11 at 9:33am

    Oh, Portland. please tell me that's a dude, or at least a drag queen.

    • 34 55
      Submitted by Wolf32889 on Dec 24, 11 at 9:43pm

      lol here it could be anything.. and the fucked up part is that it fits into the city perfectly either way.. fucking love this place.. except for the massive amounts of bo

      • 31 40
        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 25, 11 at 12:13am

        try Jersey where it forever smells like god split the sky, lowered his ass parted his cheeks and just broke godass all over it bits of poo flung out potholing the turnpike cuz fuck all if any man-made thing could fuck a road up that bad

  • 39 37
    Submitted by parsons41286 on Dec 25, 11 at 12:24am

    Says who? You're likely to get shot in the head and your Daddy to touch you inappropriately when he starts drinking at 10AM

  • 38 38
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 24, 11 at 11:06am

    There is a movie named for this.

  • 34 47
    Submitted by anonymousone on Dec 25, 11 at 3:51am

    I like turtles

  • 15 16
    Submitted by jaystreet_46 on Jun 29, 13 at 4:33am

    Original lyrics for Ice Cube