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  • Zombie Strippers! xD

    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Dec 24, 11 at 10:14am
    • aaaarrrggh that movie was sooo bad!..like Dr dolittle 2 bad

      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 24, 11 at 1:07pm
      • not quite that bad...more like Killer Tomatoes

        Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 24, 11 at 7:38pm
        • but the ending...when aunt jamima was all "you eat a hamburger"..I felt a piece of me die inside..that piece later exited my ass and found its way into the DVD case to be returned to redbox

          Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 24, 11 at 8:11pm
          • xD I never actually watched it, guys. I remember seeing it on HBO on demand, reading the description, and going into my recordings for an episode of Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, instead. xD

            Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Dec 24, 11 at 8:17pm
  • Says who? You're likely to get shot in the head and your Daddy to touch you inappropriately when he starts drinking at 10AM

    Submitted by parsons41286 on Dec 25, 11 at 12:24am
  • Oh, Portland. please tell me that's a dude, or at least a drag queen.

    Submitted by WApple on Dec 24, 11 at 9:33am
    • lol here it could be anything.. and the fucked up part is that it fits into the city perfectly either way.. fucking love this place.. except for the massive amounts of bo

      Submitted by Wolf32889 on Dec 24, 11 at 9:43pm
      • try Jersey where it forever smells like god split the sky, lowered his ass parted his cheeks and just broke godass all over it bits of poo flung out potholing the turnpike cuz fuck all if any man-made thing could fuck a road up that bad

        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 25, 11 at 12:13am
  • There is a movie named for this.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 24, 11 at 11:06am
  • Original lyrics for Ice Cube

    Submitted by jaystreet_46 on Jun 29, 13 at 4:33am
  • I like turtles

    Submitted by anonymousone on Dec 25, 11 at 3:51am