glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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