I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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