Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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