were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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