Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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