I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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