How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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