yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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