lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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