i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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