WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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