FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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