Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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