so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
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If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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